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Tag: sfw

  • Deidre Delmonico, Freelance Mage.

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    A descendant of a long line of unusually-tailed folk, Deidre is a naturally talented practitioner of the magical arts with a hugely inflated opinion of herself. Selfish, proud, and overly confident in her abilities, she enjoys the prestige that comes with adventuring, but has a general distaste for the associated grime and muck. Not terribly…

  • Health Code Violation.

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    Mother always said I’d end up in a strange dish served to a tubby kid… She was right, of course! But why’s she gotta rub it in afterwards?!

  • Secret Hoppin’.

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    Just a couple of high-strung, handsy weirdos. Somebody told Pepito there was an infinite amount of pizza in this weird tower and she decided to find out if that was true or not. She’s been lost in there for a while so it’s a good thing this sweaty Italian guy came through and helped her…

  • Narinder Hates Mondays.

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    Hey, buddy! You ready to get initiated? Don’t worry, it’s fun! We have a lot of fun here. You’re gonna make a bunch of new friends. Thirty of them, in fact! They are veryexcited to introduce themselves.

  • Time for Punishment.

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    “You’re not crying, are you? After just a few lashes? I hope you haven’t spent all your tears, this is going to be a long evening…”

  • Feeding the Chickens.

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    Have a satisfying Samhain, y’all. Support your local corvid chapter, be good to your guisers.