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Tag: sfw

  • Part of a Balanced Breakfast Dungeon.

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    That’s right, they’re full of Vitamin G! The alphabet is delicious, and we’re almost seven twenty-sixths of the way through! You’re doing great, Chimmering! *** Chimmering and S/V belong to Coracle.

  • Hildegard Grau.

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    Before she traded her soul for immortality, the Mistress was known as Doctor Hildegard Grau, practitioner of medical arts. Though medical science as we know it today is quite advanced, the Old Ways were crude and unproven. Simple maladies were often treated with superstitions and phials of swill. Complicated ailments were cured with the bonesaw.…

  • Lightning Axe from the Top Rope.

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    Every pro wrestler has a finisher, the calling card of their craft. For Rey K, that signature move is the Lightning Axe, a somersault leg drop from the turnbuckle that can land anywhere in the ring. Once he’s ready to strike, there’s almost no wind-up; just a crouch, a lunge, and whiplashing heel that moves…

  • Movie Night.

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    Did you know that there are sixty-eight other Sausage King films? They’re not gonna marathon themselves, babe!

  • Saru Shinken!

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    Prepare to receive the enlightenment of one thousand mudras in a single strike! Saru Shinken Secret Technique: Millennium Palm! *** Mokenu belongs to niko.

  • Deidre Delmonico, Freelance Mage.

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    A descendant of a long line of unusually-tailed folk, Deidre is a naturally talented practitioner of the magical arts with a hugely inflated opinion of herself. Selfish, proud, and overly confident in her abilities, she enjoys the prestige that comes with adventuring, but has a general distaste for the associated grime and muck. Not terribly…