the Block

Category: Irv & Co.

  • Goodest Girl. [nsfw]

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    If you don’t take the hint, this dog will literally explode. Don’t put that on your conscience!

  • Boys’ Night In. [nsfw]

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    “Red, you are HELLA tight… You gettin’ enough dick lately?” “I mean, I could always use more…” “Yeah? I think could get two in here with a little work, three if we start stretchin’ right now…” “Ah… I’m not falling for that one again.” “…Whatcha up to over there, Vix?” “Just, um… trying out the…

  • Shibari Sugar. [nsfw]

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    “I thought you said this was a surprise party? I came dressed as a surprise, baby.” Penny grinned while Irv stood blinking in the doorway, similarly underdressed in naught but an apron, which read SERVICE CHEF, NO PETTING in very official-looking capital letters. He started giggling uncontrollably as his stoned brain caught up. “Oh my…

  • There’s Still Room for You. [nsfw]

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    “I know this might be a little forward, but you smell fantastic… I mean, I’m something of a connoisseur. Not to brag or anything.” … “Of course I’m serious! You should let me in there so I can give you a good sniff… Maybe you could use my face as a seat while I sample? Looooootsa room.”…

  • You’re a Real Tease. [nsfw]

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    “Hey, you’re dripping all over the carpet while you’ve got me lying right here…“ … “C’mon, it’s cold without the covers. You promised you’d get me good and warmed up, didn’t you…?” … “…You’re really gonna make me beg? I’ll warn you, I am absolutely not above doing that.” … “So, ah… Pretty please? With you on top?”

  • Caught Red-Handed. [nsfw]

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    “You need some help over here, bro? Whatcha starin’ at?” … “Oh, cat got your tongue, huh? You need a closer look? How this?” … “…Wanna hit the showers, take care of that problem of yours?”