the Block

Tag: sfw

  • Boss Battle.

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    • Vorpal gets the drop on you! • Vorpal chitters excitedly while she sizes you up! ►   Attack      Defend      Item      Flee

  • Part of a Balanced Breakfast Dungeon.

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    That’s right, they’re full of Vitamin G! The alphabet is delicious, and we’re almost seven twenty-sixths of the way through! You’re doing great, Chimmering!

  • Hildegard Grau.

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    Before she traded her soul for immortality, the Mistress was known as Doctor Hildegard Grau, practitioner of medical arts. Though medical science as we know it today is quite advanced, the Old Ways were crude and unproven. Simple maladies were often treated with superstitions and phials of swill. Complicated ailments were cured with the bonesaw.…

  • Lightning Axe from the Top Rope.

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    Every pro wrestler has a finisher, the calling card of their craft. For Rey K, that signature move is the Lightning Axe, a somersault leg drop from the turnbuckle that can land anywhere in the ring. Once he’s ready to strike, there’s almost no wind-up; just a crouch, a lunge, and whiplashing heel that moves…

  • Movie Night.

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    Did you know that there are sixty-eight other Sausage King films? They’re not gonna marathon themselves, babe!

  • Saru Shinken!

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    Prepare to receive the enlightenment of one thousand mudras in a single strike! Saru Shinken Secret Technique: Millennium Palm!