the Block

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  • Special Delivery. [nsfw]

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    Ever wonder why your packages keep going missing specifically when you order adult novelties? It’s important to keep in mind that shipping is a pretty complicated industry with a lot of moving parts. Plenty of things can go wrong along the way, and one of them is Keroo. No-one’s blaming you for ordering the Clone-a-Cock™ hardlight genital…

  • Lightning Axe from the Top Rope.

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    Every pro wrestler has a finisher, the calling card of their craft. For Rey K, that signature move is the Lightning Axe, a somersault leg drop from the turnbuckle that can land anywhere in the ring. Once he’s ready to strike, there’s almost no wind-up; just a crouch, a lunge, and whiplashing heel that moves…

  • Movie Night.

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    Did you know that there are sixty-eight other Sausage King films? They’re not gonna marathon themselves, babe!

  • Grudge Match. [nsfw]

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    Sheila couldn’t believe that she hadn’t recognized Beatrix with an eyepatch… Bloody ridiculous! Especially considering how their roles had been reversed all those years ago. And now that she had a moment to collect her thoughts—bound, gagged, and packed—she noticed that her captor really didn’t look like she’d aged a day in all this time.…

  • Choose Your Words Carefully! [nsfw]

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    Mia flippantly suggested that Clover should eat her ass. Clover agreed to show Mia some of her advanced techniques.

  • Night School. [nsfw]

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    “So yer a biology teacher, yeah? I like a smart girl… Wanna teach me how deep this goes? I never paid much attention in class, but I reckon I’ve taken a new interest…” Sheila likes to play dumb when she’s grazing at the local watering holes. Usually a low-cut top and tight pants do most…