the Block

Tag: misc

  • 4D Chess. [nsfw]

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    Cyril jerked off three times today AND snuck a shot of rye. He thinks he’s being clever, but Cookies is secretly playing along… *** Cookies belongs to ulfrin.

  • OMGD is approaching…

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    “Whoah, I’m… oh JEEZ.. … AaaGGgH…! “…dUuuUUUde… .. i dIDn’T kNOw yOU hAd a TWin…!! “HeY!!… LeMMe ShOW yoU bOTh SoMEthIng i’Ve bEen WorKIng oN!!”

  • Door Encounter.

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    Someone’s knocking. You open the front door to a scare chord… but it’s just your neighbor, the weird furry guy. He’s looking a little… weirder than usual, though. You ask him if he’s looked outside since everything went bonkers. “Pfft, did I what? No way, man! Hahah, that’s CRAZY. Who would do that? “…So anyway,…

  • Party Fowl. [nsfw]

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    “Wh-what the hell, bro…?! NOT cool! We agreed, handies ONLY!” “Yeah, well, I had my fingers crossed…” “Dude, I know you didn’t! I have the same fingers you do!” *** As you know, initiations into our little fraternity of perverts are usually pretty messy. When they work together, Mezzo and Forte make a formidable team… but…

  • Be Excellent to Each Other.

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    Now you can style yourself like this particular gremlin.

  • Idol Worship. [nsfw]

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    “You’ve been most fervent with your prayers, mortal… Don’t you think you should rest those weary bones? “No…? Such enthusiasm…! You’d make a fine addition to my sect. I should warn you, I require regular offerings from my followers… and I might collect when you least expect me. “Oh…! That didn’t dissuade you at all…”