Author: gd

  • Big Fresser. [nsfw]

    “Damn, dude,” gasped Gemma, as Irv worked his way in deeper. “You skip breakfast today or something?” She tasted like cocoa butter inside and out, and he was struggling not to nibble on her most sensitive parts as she squeezed his tongue. She’d pay him back double later if he did, and her teeth were…

  • Furious Procrastination. [nsfw]

    Someone should be helping her groggy, half-clothed roommate clean up after last night’s New Year’s Eve party. Instead, she snuck a little hair of the dog and took her imagination for a few laps in the bedroom. How cheeky! If she’d just screw up the nerve and ask, she could probably convince a certain someone…

  • Nogged. [nsfw]

    Looks like someone’s full of the holiday spirit this year! Wait, no… That’s definitely holiday semen. BRINDLE…! *audience laugh track*

  • Hildegard Grau.

    Before she traded her soul for immortality, the Mistress was known as Doctor Hildegard Grau, practitioner of medical arts. Though medical science as we know it today is quite advanced, the Old Ways were crude and unproven. Simple maladies were often treated with superstitions and phials of swill. Complicated ailments were cured with the bonesaw.…

  • For Me? [nsfw]

    “Aw, the nice! But yeh cannae wrap a present in front o’ me and no’ expect me t’open it, lass!” This was really bad. Like, not going to plan at all. Pepito’s mind was racing, which was already asking a lot, as she desperately tried to figure out what to do. Her sister had given her some…

  • Extra Toppings. [nsfw]

    “Zukie, look at the size of this thing! Hahah, it’s like one of those giant clams! Hey, sissy! Did you know Earthlings put clams on pizza? They eat stuff like this!” “I can’t believe you’re touching it with your bare hands, Pepito.” “It’s not that bad! Look what it does when you squeeze it and jiggle it around a…