There may have been some sort of misunderstanding. Your roommate’s stressing about the bills all the time lately, and she’s really been up your ass about saving money and making things last. Inflation this, discretionary spending that… Your shiatsu addiction was one of the first things on the chopping block, but that was important stress relief. Who’s supposed to help you take the edge off now? You were pretty sure she was volunteering… Now she’s saying silly things like, “I don’t remember the sequence of events that led here,” and, “Let me out of this, Mai, you’re acting like an insane person.”
You’re actually being very economical, if you think about it. Cutting battery waste by going corded? Smart. Conserving water by eliminating bathroom breaks over the next few hours? Unorthodox, but you’ve always been a free thinker. The biggest savings, though? Time, of course! She’s about to get a month’s worth of orgasms out of the way, which is honestly pretty generous of you, considering how much of her week you’re about to free up…
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