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Tag: zukie

  • Cheeky Prank. [nsfw]

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    “Hold still, Zukie… It won’t focus if you keep laughing!” “Sorry, sorry… Alright, now zoom in as far as it’ll go… Not your hand, Pepito, the camera zoom.” “Oh, right… Aaaaand, I got it! Hahah! She’s totally gonna blow her top when she finds it!” “Lemme see… Oh yeah, that’s perfect. Now let’s post it to all her socials.”

  • Extra Toppings. [nsfw]

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    “Zukie, look at the size of this thing! Hahah, it’s like one of those giant clams! Hey, sissy! Did you know Earthlings put clams on pizza? They eat stuff like this!” “I can’t believe you’re touching it with your bare hands, Pepito.” “It’s not that bad! Look what it does when you squeeze it and jiggle it around a…

  • Health Code Violation.

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    Mother always said I’d end up in a strange dish served to a tubby kid… She was right, of course! But why’s she gotta rub it in afterwards?!

  • Two Seconds Before Pummeling. [nsfw]

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    *record scratch* “You might be wondering how we ended up like this…” Zukie, ever the model of class and sophistication, seems to have decided to engage in surprise maritals with unwitting cyborg wife, Ruby. I don’t think she’s thought this one all the way through though, folks. That’s a quarter-ton, cyber-reinforced ass-whoopin’ locked and loaded…

  • Wanna Play? [nsfw]

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    “I think I’ve got time for one more round… The game? I’m lookin’ at it.” It’s the other sister! You know, the bad influence who never skips leg day. Who’s the sticky wicket? Someone who deserved it… maybe. The real victim here is whoever has to mop this mess up afterwards. Not many people know…