the Block

Tag: sfw

  • Health Code Violation.

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    Mother always said I’d end up in a strange dish served to a tubby kid… She was right, of course! But why’s she gotta rub it in afterwards?!

  • Secret Hoppin’.

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    Just a couple of high-strung, handsy weirdos. Somebody told Pepito there was an infinite amount of pizza in this weird tower and she decided to find out if that was true or not. She’s been lost in there for a while so it’s a good thing this sweaty Italian guy came through and helped her…

  • Narinder Hates Mondays.

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    Hey, buddy! You ready to get initiated? Don’t worry, it’s fun! We have a lot of fun here. You’re gonna make a bunch of new friends. Thirty of them, in fact! They are veryexcited to introduce themselves.

  • Time for Punishment.

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    “You’re not crying, are you? After just a few lashes? I hope you haven’t spent all your tears, this is going to be a long evening…”

  • Feeding the Chickens.

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    Have a satisfying Samhain, y’all. Support your local corvid chapter, be good to your guisers. *** Rin belongs to ulfrin.

  • Lickwyrm.

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    Birthed in the inky darkness of some long-forgotten cave, the lickwyrm is a gargantuan creature feared for its insatiable appetite. Although its four massive eyes can see in arcane spectrums, it relies heavily on the olfactory organs in its many tentacles to navigate its surroundings. Its saliva contains a powerful neurotoxin that allows it to…