the Block

Tag: ruby

  • For Me? [nsfw]

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    “Aw, the nice! But yeh cannae wrap a present in front o’ me and no’ expect me t’open it, lass!” This was really bad. Like, not going to plan at all. Pepito’s mind was racing, which was already asking a lot, as she desperately tried to figure out what to do. Her sister had given her some…

  • Two Seconds Before Pummeling. [nsfw]

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    *record scratch* “You might be wondering how we ended up like this…” Zukie, ever the model of class and sophistication, seems to have decided to engage in surprise maritals with unwitting cyborg wife, Ruby. I don’t think she’s thought this one all the way through though, folks. That’s a quarter-ton, cyber-reinforced ass-whoopin’ locked and loaded…