the Block

Tag: pepito

  • For Me? [nsfw]

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    “Aw, the nice! But yeh cannae wrap a present in front o’ me and no’ expect me t’open it, lass!” This was really bad. Like, not going to plan at all. Pepito’s mind was racing, which was already asking a lot, as she desperately tried to figure out what to do. Her sister had given her some…

  • Extra Toppings. [nsfw]

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    “Zukie, look at the size of this thing! Hahah, it’s like one of those giant clams! Hey, sissy! Did you know Earthlings put clams on pizza? They eat stuff like this!” “I can’t believe you’re touching it with your bare hands, Pepito.” “It’s not that bad! Look what it does when you squeeze it and jiggle it around a…

  • Secret Hoppin’.

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    Just a couple of high-strung, handsy weirdos. Somebody told Pepito there was an infinite amount of pizza in this weird tower and she decided to find out if that was true or not. She’s been lost in there for a while so it’s a good thing this sweaty Italian guy came through and helped her…

  • Triple-Antenna Headbutt! [nsfw]

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    Uh oh! It’s everybody’s favorite space pirate sister slash cannibal knucklehead! She’s coming right for you at full speed, and there’s probably no time to get out of the way, so you’d better brace for impact…