the Block

Tag: ohp

  • Matini’s Private Quarters. [nsfw]

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    Professor Oliva is one of the universe’s leading scientific minds. Her studies in telephysics have led to countless breakthroughs in teleportation-based technology, the latest of which is the stasis tube: A bounty pacification tool designed to non-lethally subdue targets by storing them in suspended animation. Stasis tubes are currently being tested in the field to…

  • Health Code Violation.

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    Mother always said I’d end up in a strange dish served to a tubby kid… She was right, of course! But why’s she gotta rub it in afterwards?!

  • Secret Hoppin’.

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    Just a couple of high-strung, handsy weirdos. Somebody told Pepito there was an infinite amount of pizza in this weird tower and she decided to find out if that was true or not. She’s been lost in there for a while so it’s a good thing this sweaty Italian guy came through and helped her…

  • Very Nice Interrogation. [nsfw]

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    “Someone has been very good boy, yes…? Surrendering such valuable bounty without even tiny struggle… Now, just relax… No need to worry about silly comrades, darling… Anya is thinking they are forgiving brave and noble prince for ridding little planet of notorious D’bo Sisters… And if not? Well, let them talk to Anya. We are maybe coming…

  • Nice Interrogation. [nsfw]

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    Perhaps in an another timeline, due to a slight twist of the ribbon of fate or maybe just a whim, Prince Julian is a little quicker to bite on “Butcher” Bellanova’s so-called Nice Option while strapped down in the interrogation room of Grenna Dhin’s scout ship. There may be some benefits to just letting the…

  • Two Seconds Before Pummeling. [nsfw]

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    *record scratch* “You might be wondering how we ended up like this…” Zukie, ever the model of class and sophistication, seems to have decided to engage in surprise maritals with unwitting cyborg wife, Ruby. I don’t think she’s thought this one all the way through though, folks. That’s a quarter-ton, cyber-reinforced ass-whoopin’ locked and loaded…