Tag: ohp
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Extra Toppings. [nsfw]
“Zukie, look at the size of this thing! Hahah, it’s like one of those giant clams! Hey, sissy! Did you know Earthlings put clams on pizza? They eat stuff like this!” “I can’t believe you’re touching it with your bare hands, Pepito.” “It’s not that bad! Look what it does when you squeeze it and jiggle it around a…
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Guilty Pleasure. [nsfw]
A rare Friday night alone! With her roommate, Mai, visiting her parents upstate until Monday, Rika decided to do that thing that people do when they have the sudden luxury of total privacy in their home: She stripped down to her underwear, and decided to remain that way until further notice. There was a stack…
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Sticking to the Budget. [nsfw]
There may have been some sort of misunderstanding. Your roommate’s stressing about the bills all the time lately, and she’s really been up your ass about saving money and making things last. Inflation this, discretionary spending that… Your shiatsu addiction was one of the first things on the chopping block, but that was important stress relief. Who’s supposed to…
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Matini’s Private Quarters. [nsfw]
Professor Oliva is one of the universe’s leading scientific minds. Her studies in telephysics have led to countless breakthroughs in teleportation-based technology, the latest of which is the stasis tube: A bounty pacification tool designed to non-lethally subdue targets by storing them in suspended animation. Stasis tubes are currently being tested in the field to…
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Health Code Violation.
Mother always said I’d end up in a strange dish served to a tubby kid… She was right, of course! But why’s she gotta rub it in afterwards?!
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Secret Hoppin’.
Just a couple of high-strung, handsy weirdos. Somebody told Pepito there was an infinite amount of pizza in this weird tower and she decided to find out if that was true or not. She’s been lost in there for a while so it’s a good thing this sweaty Italian guy came through and helped her…