the Block

Tag: ohp

  • Cheeky Prank. [nsfw]

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    “Hold still, Zukie… It won’t focus if you keep laughing!” “Sorry, sorry… Alright, now zoom in as far as it’ll go… Not your hand, Pepito, the camera zoom.” “Oh, right… Aaaaand, I got it! Hahah! She’s totally gonna blow her top when she finds it!” “Lemme see… Oh yeah, that’s perfect. Now let’s post it to all her socials.”

  • Furious Procrastination. [nsfw]

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    Someone should be helping her groggy, half-clothed roommate clean up after last night’s New Year’s Eve party. Instead, she snuck a little hair of the dog and took her imagination for a few laps in the bedroom. How cheeky! If she’d just screw up the nerve and ask, she could probably convince a certain someone…

  • For Me? [nsfw]

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    “Aw, the nice! But yeh cannae wrap a present in front o’ me and no’ expect me t’open it, lass!” This was really bad. Like, not going to plan at all. Pepito’s mind was racing, which was already asking a lot, as she desperately tried to figure out what to do. Her sister had given her some…

  • Extra Toppings. [nsfw]

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    “Zukie, look at the size of this thing! Hahah, it’s like one of those giant clams! Hey, sissy! Did you know Earthlings put clams on pizza? They eat stuff like this!” “I can’t believe you’re touching it with your bare hands, Pepito.” “It’s not that bad! Look what it does when you squeeze it and jiggle it around a…

  • Guilty Pleasure. [nsfw]

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    A rare Friday night alone! With her roommate, Mai, visiting her parents upstate until Monday, Rika decided to do that thing that people do when they have the sudden luxury of total privacy in their home: She stripped down to her underwear, and decided to remain that way until further notice. There was a stack…

  • Sticking to the Budget. [nsfw]

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    There may have been some sort of misunderstanding. Your roommate’s stressing about the bills all the time lately, and she’s really been up your ass about saving money and making things last. Inflation this, discretionary spending that… Your shiatsu addiction was one of the first things on the chopping block, but that was important stress relief. Who’s supposed to…