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Tag: ohp

  • Form 22/L, Held for 18.37 Hours.

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    HK-7 Lanogan, who prefers a silent pronunciation of his model number, practicing a stance of Reflex, a martial art of his own creation. This fighting system relies entirely on the durability of android physiology, forgoing defensive forms in favor of grappling and close-range counters. By flexing and twisting his synthetic muscles beyond normal organic limits,…

  • Bi Pride.

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    Hey, look who’s got the cute fit this year! I know a certain roommate who’s gonna be pretty excited… Happy Pride Month, y’all! Stay safe out there.

  • Cheeky Prank. [nsfw]

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    “Hold still, Zukie… It won’t focus if you keep laughing!” “Sorry, sorry… Alright, now zoom in as far as it’ll go… Not your hand, Pepito, the camera zoom.” “Oh, right… Aaaaand, I got it! Hahah! She’s totally gonna blow her top when she finds it!” “Lemme see… Oh yeah, that’s perfect. Now let’s post it to all her socials.”

  • Furious Procrastination. [nsfw]

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    Someone should be helping her groggy, half-clothed roommate clean up after last night’s New Year’s Eve party. Instead, she snuck a little hair of the dog and took her imagination for a few laps in the bedroom. How cheeky! If she’d just screw up the nerve and ask, she could probably convince a certain someone…

  • For Me? [nsfw]

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    “Aw, the nice! But yeh cannae wrap a present in front o’ me and no’ expect me t’open it, lass!” This was really bad. Like, not going to plan at all. Pepito’s mind was racing, which was already asking a lot, as she desperately tried to figure out what to do. Her sister had given her some…

  • Extra Toppings. [nsfw]

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    “Zukie, look at the size of this thing! Hahah, it’s like one of those giant clams! Hey, sissy! Did you know Earthlings put clams on pizza? They eat stuff like this!” “I can’t believe you’re touching it with your bare hands, Pepito.” “It’s not that bad! Look what it does when you squeeze it and jiggle it around a…