the Block

Tag: nsfw

  • Love Inbound. [nsfw]

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    POV: The last thing you see before catching the freight train. Did you know that in the wild, 30% are male? Now you do!

  • Big Fresser. [nsfw]

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    “Damn, dude,” gasped Gemma, as Irv worked his way in deeper. “You skip breakfast today or something?” She tasted like cocoa butter inside and out, and he was struggling not to nibble on her most sensitive parts as she squeezed his tongue. She’d pay him back double later if he did, and her teeth were…

  • Furious Procrastination. [nsfw]

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    Someone should be helping her groggy, half-clothed roommate clean up after last night’s New Year’s Eve party. Instead, she snuck a little hair of the dog and took her imagination for a few laps in the bedroom. How cheeky! If she’d just screw up the nerve and ask, she could probably convince a certain someone…

  • Nogged. [nsfw]

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    Looks like someone’s full of the holiday spirit this year! Wait, no… That’s definitely holiday semen. BRINDLE…! *audience laugh track* *** Brindle belongs to ulfrin.

  • For Me? [nsfw]

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    “Aw, the nice! But yeh cannae wrap a present in front o’ me and no’ expect me t’open it, lass!” This was really bad. Like, not going to plan at all. Pepito’s mind was racing, which was already asking a lot, as she desperately tried to figure out what to do. Her sister had given her some…

  • Extra Toppings. [nsfw]

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    “Zukie, look at the size of this thing! Hahah, it’s like one of those giant clams! Hey, sissy! Did you know Earthlings put clams on pizza? They eat stuff like this!” “I can’t believe you’re touching it with your bare hands, Pepito.” “It’s not that bad! Look what it does when you squeeze it and jiggle it around a…