the Block

Tag: nsfw

  • Nogged. [nsfw]

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    Looks like someone’s full of the holiday spirit this year! Wait, no… That’s definitely holiday semen. BRINDLE…! *audience laugh track*

  • For Me? [nsfw]

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    “Aw, the nice! But yeh cannae wrap a present in front o’ me and no’ expect me t’open it, lass!” This was really bad. Like, not going to plan at all. Pepito’s mind was racing, which was already asking a lot, as she desperately tried to figure out what to do. Her sister had given her some…

  • Extra Toppings. [nsfw]

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    “Zukie, look at the size of this thing! Hahah, it’s like one of those giant clams! Hey, sissy! Did you know Earthlings put clams on pizza? They eat stuff like this!” “I can’t believe you’re touching it with your bare hands, Pepito.” “It’s not that bad! Look what it does when you squeeze it and jiggle it around a…

  • Guilty Pleasure. [nsfw]

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    A rare Friday night alone! With her roommate, Mai, visiting her parents upstate until Monday, Rika decided to do that thing that people do when they have the sudden luxury of total privacy in their home: She stripped down to her underwear, and decided to remain that way until further notice. There was a stack…

  • Special Delivery. [nsfw]

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    Ever wonder why your packages keep going missing specifically when you order adult novelties? It’s important to keep in mind that shipping is a pretty complicated industry with a lot of moving parts. Plenty of things can go wrong along the way, and one of them is Keroo. No-one’s blaming you for ordering the Clone-a-Cock™ hardlight genital…

  • Grudge Match. [nsfw]

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    Sheila couldn’t believe that she hadn’t recognized Beatrix with an eyepatch… Bloody ridiculous! Especially considering how their roles had been reversed all those years ago. And now that she had a moment to collect her thoughts—bound, gagged, and packed—she noticed that her captor really didn’t look like she’d aged a day in all this time.…