the Block

Tag: misc

  • Doesn’t Anyone Knock? [nsfw]

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    Hey, whoa…! Easy, bru! Don’t kick me, this isn’t what it looks like…! Oh, um… I guess it’s exactly what it looks like… So, uh… Nice tekkies…

  • Love Inbound. [nsfw]

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    POV: The last thing you see before catching the freight train. Did you know that in the wild, 30% are male? Now you do!

  • Nogged. [nsfw]

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    Looks like someone’s full of the holiday spirit this year! Wait, no… That’s definitely holiday semen. BRINDLE…! *audience laugh track* *** Brindle belongs to ulfrin.

  • Special Delivery. [nsfw]

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    Ever wonder why your packages keep going missing specifically when you order adult novelties? It’s important to keep in mind that shipping is a pretty complicated industry with a lot of moving parts. Plenty of things can go wrong along the way, and one of them is Keroo. No-one’s blaming you for ordering the Clone-a-Cock™ hardlight genital…

  • Lightning Axe from the Top Rope.

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    Every pro wrestler has a finisher, the calling card of their craft. For Rey K, that signature move is the Lightning Axe, a somersault leg drop from the turnbuckle that can land anywhere in the ring. Once he’s ready to strike, there’s almost no wind-up; just a crouch, a lunge, and whiplashing heel that moves…

  • Movie Night.

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    Did you know that there are sixty-eight other Sausage King films? They’re not gonna marathon themselves, babe!