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Category: Miscellaneous

  • Big Cryptid Energy. [nsfw]

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    Why settle for an easily identifiable animal for a character when you can dip your toes into the sexy waters of the Sea of Cryptozoology? For your consideration… It’s a sha, the Set Animal! What’s that, you might be wondering? That’s the neat part, no-one knows. Well, maybe the ancient Egyptians did. A little bit dog,…

  • Part of a Balanced Breakfast Dungeon.

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    That’s right, they’re full of Vitamin G! The alphabet is delicious, and we’re almost seven twenty-sixths of the way through! You’re doing great, Chimmering! *** Chimmering and S/V belong to Coracle.

  • Doesn’t Anyone Knock? [nsfw]

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    Hey, whoa…! Easy, bru! Don’t kick me, this isn’t what it looks like…! Oh, um… I guess it’s exactly what it looks like… So, uh… Nice tekkies…

  • Love Inbound. [nsfw]

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    POV: The last thing you see before catching the freight train. Did you know that in the wild, 30% are male? Now you do!

  • Nogged. [nsfw]

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    Looks like someone’s full of the holiday spirit this year! Wait, no… That’s definitely holiday semen. BRINDLE…! *audience laugh track* *** Brindle belongs to ulfrin.

  • Special Delivery. [nsfw]

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    Ever wonder why your packages keep going missing specifically when you order adult novelties? It’s important to keep in mind that shipping is a pretty complicated industry with a lot of moving parts. Plenty of things can go wrong along the way, and one of them is Keroo. No-one’s blaming you for ordering the Clone-a-Cock™ hardlight genital…