the Block

Author: gd

  • Amply Enbrowed. [nsfw]

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    This guy looks pretty hopeful… You mind if he takes the last slice of pizza?

  • Sticking to the Budget. [nsfw]

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    There may have been some sort of misunderstanding. Your roommate’s stressing about the bills all the time lately, and she’s really been up your ass about saving money and making things last. Inflation this, discretionary spending that… Your shiatsu addiction was one of the first things on the chopping block, but that was important stress relief. Who’s supposed to…

  • Sun’s Out. [nsfw]

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    Know what summer means…? Juleps and gettin’ nekkid. C’mon, off with ’em. —GD

  • Deidre Delmonico, Freelance Mage.

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    A descendant of a long line of unusually-tailed folk, Deidre is a naturally talented practitioner of the magical arts with a hugely inflated opinion of herself. Selfish, proud, and overly confident in her abilities, she enjoys the prestige that comes with adventuring, but has a general distaste for the associated grime and muck. Not terribly…

  • Prayer at the Altar. [nsfw]

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    Lux accepts your offering! Your party gains Luxury’s Blessing! + Your max HP has been increased!+ 15% constitution+ 10% dexterity+ 5% chance for attacks to cause burning– 15% willpower– You are consumed with lust… Friend and foe alike suddenly fill you with intense longing…

  • King of Hearts. [nsfw]

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    POV: You are a werewolf bellybutton. King has been cursed. Not the lycanthropy part; he was born with that, and likes it. Getting super size and strength during a full moon? Pretty neat, even with the obvious downsides (insatiable hunger and lust, werewolf hunters trying to insert their silver collections through your guts, etc.). The cursed…