the Block

Author: gd

  • Big Cryptid Energy. [nsfw]

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    Why settle for an easily identifiable animal for a character when you can dip your toes into the sexy waters of the Sea of Cryptozoology? For your consideration… It’s a sha, the Set Animal! What’s that, you might be wondering? That’s the neat part, no-one knows. Well, maybe the ancient Egyptians did. A little bit dog,…

  • Part of a Balanced Breakfast Dungeon.

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    That’s right, they’re full of Vitamin G! The alphabet is delicious, and we’re almost seven twenty-sixths of the way through! You’re doing great, Chimmering!

  • Spoiled for Choice. [nsfw]

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    “I told you it wouldn’t be easy,” Arlo crowed as Irv stared in wonder at the collection. “And please, don’t ask how much this all cost. I stopped keeping track years ago.” Irv had never seen such a huge assortment of dicks in one place, outside of maybe an adult bookstore. The walk-in closet had…

  • Doesn’t Anyone Knock? [nsfw]

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    Hey, whoa…! Easy, bru! Don’t kick me, this isn’t what it looks like…! Oh, um… I guess it’s exactly what it looks like… So, uh… Nice tekkies…

  • Overtime with Catered Lunch. [nsfw]

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    One of the perks of working the trade show circuit is the abundance of interesting people you meet on the job. Lots of boring business stuff, of course: No shortage of contracts to sign, blueprints to review, bodies to manage, or suits to schmooze. But there’s a certain mentality that thrives in the industry: Work hard,…

  • Love Inbound. [nsfw]

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    POV: The last thing you see before catching the freight train. Did you know that in the wild, 30% are male? Now you do!