the Block

Author: gd

  • Cheeky Prank. [nsfw]

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    “Hold still, Zukie… It won’t focus if you keep laughing!” “Sorry, sorry… Alright, now zoom in as far as it’ll go… Not your hand, Pepito, the camera zoom.” “Oh, right… Aaaaand, I got it! Hahah! She’s totally gonna blow her top when she finds it!” “Lemme see… Oh yeah, that’s perfect. Now let’s post it to all her socials.”

  • Big Cryptid Energy. [nsfw]

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    Why settle for an easily identifiable animal for a character when you can dip your toes into the sexy waters of the Sea of Cryptozoology? For your consideration… It’s a sha, the Set Animal! What’s that, you might be wondering? That’s the neat part, no-one knows. Well, maybe the ancient Egyptians did. A little bit dog,…

  • Part of a Balanced Breakfast Dungeon.

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    That’s right, they’re full of Vitamin G! The alphabet is delicious, and we’re almost seven twenty-sixths of the way through! You’re doing great, Chimmering!

  • Spoiled for Choice. [nsfw]

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    “I told you it wouldn’t be easy,” Arlo crowed as Irv stared in wonder at the collection. “And please, don’t ask how much this all cost. I stopped keeping track years ago.” Irv had never seen such a huge assortment of dicks in one place, outside of maybe an adult bookstore. The walk-in closet had…

  • Doesn’t Anyone Knock? [nsfw]

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    Hey, whoa…! Easy, bru! Don’t kick me, this isn’t what it looks like…! Oh, um… I guess it’s exactly what it looks like… So, uh… Nice tekkies…

  • Overtime with Catered Lunch. [nsfw]

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    One of the perks of working the trade show circuit is the abundance of interesting people you meet on the job. Lots of boring business stuff, of course: No shortage of contracts to sign, blueprints to review, bodies to manage, or suits to schmooze. But there’s a certain mentality that thrives in the industry: Work hard,…