the Block

Author: gd

  • Party Fowl. [nsfw]

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    “Wh-what the hell, bro…?! NOT cool! We agreed, handies ONLY!” “Yeah, well, I had my fingers crossed…” “Dude, I know you didn’t! I have the same fingers you do!” *** As you know, initiations into our little fraternity of perverts are usually pretty messy. When they work together, Mezzo and Forte make a formidable team… but…

  • There’s Still Room for You. [nsfw]

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    “I know this might be a little forward, but you smell fantastic… I mean, I’m something of a connoisseur. Not to brag or anything.” … “Of course I’m serious! You should let me in there so I can give you a good sniff… Maybe you could use my face as a seat while I sample? Looooootsa room.”…

  • You’re a Real Tease. [nsfw]

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    “Hey, you’re dripping all over the carpet while you’ve got me lying right here…“ … “C’mon, it’s cold without the covers. You promised you’d get me good and warmed up, didn’t you…?” … “…You’re really gonna make me beg? I’ll warn you, I am absolutely not above doing that.” … “So, ah… Pretty please? With you on top?”

  • Form 22/L, Held for 18.37 Hours.

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    HK-7 Lanogan, who prefers a silent pronunciation of his model number, practicing a stance of Reflex, a martial art of his own creation. This fighting system relies entirely on the durability of android physiology, forgoing defensive forms in favor of grappling and close-range counters. By flexing and twisting his synthetic muscles beyond normal organic limits,…

  • Be Excellent to Each Other.

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    Now you can style yourself like this particular gremlin.

  • Caught Red-Handed. [nsfw]

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    “You need some help over here, bro? Whatcha starin’ at?” … “Oh, cat got your tongue, huh? You need a closer look? How this?” … “…Wanna hit the showers, take care of that problem of yours?”