Ever wonder why your packages keep going missing specifically when you order adult novelties? It’s important to keep in mind that shipping is a pretty complicated industry with a lot of moving parts. Plenty of things can go wrong along the way, and one of them is Keroo.
No-one’s blaming you for ordering the Clone-a-Cock™ hardlight genital duplicator. It’s at the top of the Best Sex Toys of 3024 list for a reason. But next time, maybe consider picking one up at the store? The packaging is very discreet, and there’s a much smaller chance it’ll get “lost” in Keroo while it’s in transit.
Someone’s gonna get stuck in one of those performance improvement plans if he keeps up these shenanigans on the clock…
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